Amid sub-zero temperatures in the underworld, flocks of pigs in V-formation, and the trauma of flying monkeys escaping from rectums worldwide - several sources are reporting that it is here!!
It's finally here!!
CHINESE DEMOCRACY!
No, kids. Not actual Democracy in China. Don't be silly.
I'm talking about the long, long, long-awaited (but I'm not sure by whom) new album from Guns 'N Roses.
(Featuring exactly 1 of the original band members. It's like if Credence Clearwater Re-Visited put out an album of new music.)
Apparently, Axl has finally handed over the finished product to Geffen records for release. Rumors are it will be accompanied by either a production documentary feature, or a reality TV show.
What took so long, you might ask?
3 comments:
that's hilarious, but all children of the 90s are secretly excited about the possibility
Ladies & Gentlemen, I Give You...
TUBBY McGOO & the GUYS-WHO-AREN'T-SLASH!
(Joke stolen from Conan O'Brien)
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