You always knew your iPod was convenient, awesome, and fun... but did you know how intuitive and prophetic it could be? Read on...
Unless otherwise noted, songs are listed [Title], [Artist], [Album].
How many songs: 2600
Sort by song title:
First song: 'Til The Day I Die, Third Day, Wire
Last song: Zzyzx Scarecrow, Stavesacre, Absolutes
Sort by time:
Shortest Song: Pull In Town, Kip Dynamite, Napoleon Dynamite Soundtrack - 3 sec
Longest Song: Providence, Godspeed You Black Emperor!, f# a# oo - 29:02
Sort by album:
First Song: Blackened, Metallica, ...And Justice For All
Last Song: Youth Gone Wild, Skid Row, Youth Gone Wild
Sort by artist:
First Song: California Love, 2Pac/Dr. Dre
Last Song: Bust A Move, Young MC, Non-Stop
Sort by date added:
First Song: Where I Began, Caedmon's Call, 40 Acres
Last Song: Collide, Howie Day, Stop All The World Now (Special Edition)
Top five most-played songs:
(Not wholly accurate because I had to reload my iTunes and iPod a few weeks ago when they set my computer up at the new job.)
1. Baby It's Cold Outside, Leon Redbone/ Zooey Deschanel, Elf Soundtrack
2. You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch, Tennessee Ernie Ford, A Classic Cartoon Christmas
3. Lewis Boogie Blues, Waylon Malloy Payne, Walk The Line Soundtrack
4. I'll Be Home For Christmas, The Beach Boys
5. The Man With All The Toys, The Beach Boys
First song that comes up on shuffle:
Slide Rule, Die Happy, Die Happy
Search, how many songs come up?
Shuffle and Ask:
What do you think of me, iTunes?
Must Get Out, Maroon 5, Songs About Jane
(I will offer no commentary whatsoever on this selection. Except to say that I will offer no commentary.)
Will I have a happy life?
Psychedelic Super Jesus, Bride, Snakes In The Playground
What do my friends really think of me?
The Meaning Of It All, Plankeye, Simply Survival
(It should be pointed out that I have absolutely no idea how Plankeye got into my library.)
Do people secretly lust after me?
All Over Me/ Do Not, The Benjamin Gate/John Reuben, Smash-Ups
What should I do with my life?
Words, The Monkees, Missing Links Vol. 2
Why must life be so full of pain?
The Rest Is Up To You, Relient K, The Anatomy Of The Tongue In Cheek
Will I ever have children?
Acquiesce, Stavesacre, Absolutes
Will I die happy?
Dogma, Marilyn Manson, Portrait Of An American Family
(You don't know how I prayed that one of my 17 songs by Die Happy would come up.)
Can you give me some advice?
I Go Blind, Hootie And The Blowfish, Scattered, Smothered, And Covered
What do you think happiness is?
Bookends, Deliverance, Camelot-In-Smithereens
What's my fetish?
Learn To Fly, Foo Fighters, There Is Nothing Left To Lose
Am I a complete freak?
Last Daze, Petra, Beyond Belief
Okay so - remember what I said about this being all, like, intuitive and prophetic? Forget all that. That's crap. I just copied and pasted that anyway.