Sunday, December 4, 2005

My Favorite Comedian:

Pastor John Hagee, of Cornerstone Church in San Antonio, TX.

Seriously - funniest guy I've ever heard. When I flip through the channels, I can't pass him up. I used to watch him in college, and just now I was looking for a football game, and got sucked in.

"Sin fascinates - then it assassinates"
"Sin thrills - and then it kills"
"You don't try Jesus. You try broccoli. You try low-fat ice cream. And it's terrible! It tastes like ground up styrofoam."

Comedy GOLD - i'm tellin' ya.

Oh, and also - God wants to make you rich.


Dannybrou said...

you officially have the coolest blog ever. seriously.

J.T. said...

aww shucks.