Pastor John Hagee, of Cornerstone Church in San Antonio, TX.
Seriously - funniest guy I've ever heard. When I flip through the channels, I can't pass him up. I used to watch him in college, and just now I was looking for a football game, and got sucked in.
"Sin fascinates - then it assassinates"
"Sin thrills - and then it kills"
"You don't try Jesus. You try broccoli. You try low-fat ice cream. And it's terrible! It tastes like ground up styrofoam."
Comedy GOLD - i'm tellin' ya.
Oh, and also - God wants to make you rich.