Season 5, Episode 13Josh: So, I had this meeting with NASA this morning...
Leo: What a waste, since the moon. My generation never got the future it was promised.
Josh: What do you mean?
Leo: 35 years later, cars, air travel's exactly the same. We don't even have the Concorde anymore. Technology stopped.
Josh: The personal computer?
Leo: A more efficient delivery system for gossip and pornography. Where's my jetpack... my colonies on the moon? Just a waste...
The West Wing = The best thing *wink*
So I got this stat-counter put on this site, not to boost my ego, but so that I can gather important information, yo. For example, I've already gotten several hits from The United Arab Emirates, Sweden, and Belgium - which tells me that, in order to best serve those people, I should probably include some content in their respective languges... or at least a convincing accent. It also tells me how people link to, or get referred to my site. Big ups to my top three referrers (after just 3 days), in order - Krysten, Shelly, and Jamie. Still, my all-time favorite referrer is The West Wing News Blog, which actually linked to one of my posts a couple of days ago. Eat your collective hearts out Jamie, Shane and Tanya!
Those of you who fell for the Crush Calculator: So did I. Didn't you TOtally get that sick, scared feeling in your stomach when you hit send, and found out that all your choices were being sent to me? That's all I really wanted. I don't freakin' care who you have a crush on. Honestly - those things don't come to my inbox. They go to another site, which sends a message to my inbox, and then I have to go there, log in with e-mail and password, and click around blahblahblahblah - it really is quite a load of bollocks. All of that to say - I'm not actually looking at your answers. It's too much trouble. So set your minds at ease. I have gotten more comments and e-mail the last couple of days from people who filled that thing out, found out I would see their answers, and then wanted to do damage control. Breathe deep - your secret is still safe. Of course... if you ever cross me... or if I need a favor... it could somehow become public knowledge that you didn't put your husband or girlfriend on there. Let's hope it never comes to that, shall we?
I'm mostly kidding about that last part.
Finally - I got ordained last night. So now I'm officially going to heaven, no matter what. It really was a beautiful thing, and I'd love to tell you all about it - but I'll save that for when the pictures/videos come back.
That's right. I said videos, sucka.
Hold your breath.
7 comments:
Stat-counter is a beautiful thing. One of my favorite things is seeing what people have Googled to get to my blog.
One of the best had to have been "gay spandex crushes."
one of mine was China + lesbian (my 24 post).
And apparently, today, a blogger search for "phaino" and "the west wing." I wonder who that was, hmmmm?
I swear mine was just the "the West Wing" one...
i got one for "masturbating".
thanks, jason.
eewwww... two sentences I really didn't need to hear together, Krysten.
You got it - marry, bury, and baptize.
Next up is my ordination as a Rabbi with s'mikah - So I will be available for your Bar/Bat Mitzvah or your Bris.
Okay, well, maybe not yours, but...
did you go to Douglas' Bar Mitzvah in middle school??
that was so random!
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